August 23 2011
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June 1 2011
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jiminykickit:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA: Look at the gravitational pull of her vagina…He gets sucked right into it!

lmfao

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May 14 2011
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sick1manny:

!!!!!!!!!

May 7 2011
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When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of The Night.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

LIE COMPLETELY STILL
DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.

April 11 2011
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I’m a lesbian, so I must have a crush on every girl I see.

 I have alot of guy friends, so I must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so I must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a snob.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself, so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so I must be fucking my straight best friend.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends.

I am gay, so I must be bullied.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life.

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT, so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

I am friends with stoners, so I must be one too.

I am human, so I must be labeled.